WAKE UP SHEEPLE June 05 2015
New perfumes have been released!
There's a few more Hellmouth scents and some new general catalog stuff, including the much anticipated THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL AND YES I AM IN IT. Containing the essence of real blackcurrant, it's a darkly fruity scent that is absolutely irresistible.
To commemorate this, the first 50 orders will receive a DELUXE sample with their order instead of the usual sample bottle - a packet of Bubble & Soak, a new bath product that does...well, what doesn't it do?
THE SLIGHTLY UNFORTUNATE NEWS
Also, this last spring involved doing business taxes for the first time! Astonishingly, I made a profit! However, "technically making a profit" is not the same thing as making anything close to minimum wage.
Additionally, as I've been filling sample bottles I've realized that each bottle typically has 1.5 ml in it, not 1. I've adjusted the description on the website to read that sample bottles are 1.3 ml, since I don't want to overpromise.
Both of these factors mean that the sample packs really need to cost $15 to make like, any money. I hope you can forgive me.
THE RAY OF HOPE AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL OF PAIN
This year's Halloween collection is Clue themed. That is all.