Shipping and bottle updates February 03 2015

You didn't think we were gone forever, now did you?

Shop updates: 

Pricing tiers for international shipping have changed. I know that the cheap international shipping was great, but it really was too good to be true. Most Canadian orders were charged $6 for shipping, but on average most of my shipping labels to Canada cost $7.70. Similar things happened with other international shipments, and especially as Smelly Yeti prepares to expand into other product types, the current shipping model had to be reevaluated. 

For reference: Priority shipping starts when a package is a pound or more. 


Standard shipping $3

Priority shipping $7.50

Free shipping for orders of $100 and up


Standard shipping $7.50

Priority shipping $20 (I know, but that's what the label actually costs. It's terrible. If your order is a pound exactly, I'd suggest splitting it into two orders to save.) 

Free shipping for orders of $150 and up

Rest of the world

Standard shipping $11

Priority shipping $20 (Depending on your order and your country's custom laws, splitting your order into two could help save you money if you do it strategically)

Free shipping for orders of $150 and up


The bottle style has also changed for full sized perfumes, due to supplier issues. The old style of bottle had a glass dropper with a rubber bulb on the top of the lid. The new style has a simple glass wand attached to the cap. It functions pretty much the same way - you can use it to stir your perfume around, and you can use it to apply your perfume in drops. The new caps will have a yeti on top, so you can see clearly what it is from above. 

There are a few full sized perfumes which are in the old bottle style, so for now there's no guarantee as to which bottle style you'll get. But a month from now our inventory should basically all be in the new style. 


Now that the unpleasantness is out of the way, an announcement!

The Hellmouth collection will be expanding! Though some villains have already been represented in our catalog (Drusilla, Riley) the rest of the main villains will also get their tributes sometime during 2015! 

BLACK FRIDAY November 27 2014

The sale is here.

BlackFriday -10% off orders of $10 or more. 

BlackerFriday - 15% off orders of $30 or more. 

YeBlackestOfFridays - 20% off orders of $50 or more. 

And, as always, orders over $100 get free shipping (USA and Canada) with free international shipping at $150.

Black Friday- it approacheth. November 21 2014

BlackFriday -10% off orders of $10 or more
BlackerFriday - 15% off orders of $30 or more
YeBlackestOfFridays - 20% off orders of $50 or more

And, as always, orders over $100 get free shipping (USA and Canada) with free international shipping at $150. 


So there's the coupon codes. New products being announced include 


The Hellmouth collection, part two (which will be revealed on black friday)


Proserpine, Pumpkin Spice Latte, and Dame It.


Mini pipettes

yeti stickers


This new release widens the scope of SYP's perfume types, with citrus and spice, books and bakeries, dirt and smoke. There's something for everyone, seriously. If you're having a hard time deciding feel free to shoot us an email at 

The sale runs from November 28 to December 1, so you've got all of Consumer Weekend (a proud American tradition) to waffle about exactly which perfumes you want. 

Bonjour from Smelly Yeti Perfumery! July 28 2014

Well, it's been a long time coming. As the date (which is from July) of this blog post suggests, I've been trying to get everything open for a while now. It's October. I tried to change the date of the blog post but...whatever. Anyway! After months of testing, cooped up in my laboratory, squirreled away doing research in the dark, I am finally (finally) able to announce that Smelly Yeti is open for business! Also, I've forgotten what sunlight looks like. 


Smelly Yeti specializes in perfume oils. If you don't know what those are, go to the About page! It's very useful. 



THE HELLMOUTH COLLECTION part one is now available! Featuring perfumes inspired by everyone's favorite demon fighters (and demons) there's something to be found for everyone. 


CINEMA SCENTS isn't so much a collection as it is a general category. As a depraved Netflix fiend, I am always trying to recreate aspects of my favorite movies and tv shows through olfactory alchemy. This is how we get scents inspired by Back to the Future, The Wickerman, Ouran High School Host Club, and more! Sometimes I'll put a scent there that is a little bit of a stretch - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was a book first, of course - but that's not a problem, is it? 


It is, isn't it. 


Oh gosh. What did I do. 


Anyway, as an opening special, use the code LAUNCH to get 10% off any order for the first month. Unless you've somehow gotten access to a different coupon code, in which case, use that! 


Remember - all orders come with a free sample (chosen by me), candy (because candy), and a plastic dinosaur (because WHY NOT) and if you ask nicely I'll draw a yeti on your invoice. Maybe I will anyway. I like drawing yetis. 


Keep being awesome!