Sapient Pearwood

"Half suitcase, half homicidal maniac."

I'll admit that the Rincewind books aren't at the top of my list of Discworld books - I started with Monstrous Regiment and have a fondness for the Watch - but I've always loved the skittering, living suitcase that Twoflower has with him. Since we don't know what "Sapient Pearwood" would smell like, I made my own version. Bartlett pear, oak, teak, mahogany, forest leaves, and the barest hint of leather luggage straps. 

If you're reading this and saying "She's acting like I should know what Discworld is. I don't know what Discworld is" then it's time for you to make use of your public library and acquaint yourself. 

Vegan!

Ingredients: Rice Bran Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil, Essential Oil

The Super Size is a goliath of a bottle - 14.8 ml!

Full sizes come in 7.4 ml bottles featuring the label artwork pictured. 

Samples are in adorable 1.3 ml bottles.