The Hummingbird of Love

The following perfume description has been generated by artificial intelligence. I've done my best to make it real.

White Tea, Mandarin, Lemon, Orange-Juice, Opium, Rich with Sheng Pine Tar and Ghost bamboo.

 Okay, so I'm pretty sure Sheng Pine Tar isn't a thing. I could be wrong, but my googling revealed only Sheng tea? So I used a little bit of birch tar. Just a little bit- it shouldn't overpower the blend.

Vegan!

Ingredients: Rice Bran Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil, Essential Oil

The Super Size is a goliath of a bottle - 14.8 ml!

Full sizes come in 7.4 ml bottles (some with a glass wand applicator, but transitioning to polycone caps. I guess the bottle company stopped making glass wands??) featuring the label artwork pictured, which was made in Midjourney before I denounced all AI art generation. We all make mistakes, right? 

Samples are in adorable 1.3 ml bottles.