Smelt of Elderberries
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
A cask of rich red wine, mulled with forest berries and infused with elderberry, of course. One whiff and you'll realize it's not much of an insult after all - you smell good. Doesn't help with the whole hamster-mom situation, but that was a lost cause anyway. Beware of belligerent Frenchmen.
Ingredients: Rice Bran Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil, Essential Oil
Full sizes come in 7.4 ml bottles (with a glass wand applicator) featuring the label artwork pictured.
Samples are in adorable 1.3 ml bottles.