Presentation is everything. The opening of a gift should be as much a joy as the gift itself. Whether it's for yourself, your abuela, your barista, or your cousin's stenographer's ex wife, we've got you covered.
The standard paper merchandise bag will be replaced with a fancy fabric one, and the invoice will be substituted with a hand written card with a yeti drawn on the front, with a message of the sender's choosing inside.
DELUXE GIFT WRAP
Fancy fabric bag, fancy handwritten card, fancier merchandise wrapping, extra candy and whatever else we decide to toss in. Extra dinosaur? Totally doable. The yeti on the front of the card can be lightly painted/otherwise colored at this level.
I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN SENSE
At this level, customers have a wide range of options. Want a certain candy not readily available to you? An email consultation with firstname.lastname@example.org will help figure out what options are available. This doesn't just benefit international customers who have a yen for American sweets - Yeti headquarters are located near a sweetshop with imported goods from all over the world. Sometimes, you just want jelly babies. Or Aero bars.
TRIPLE PLATINUM DIAMOND YETI 9000
Sometimes, you just need a good pampering. Want a short story with the package? A painting of a yeti? Everything to be wrapped in silk brocade that is of a certain color scheme? Packets of hot cocoa and a novel* to read by the fire? At this level, there's few limits. It's highly recommended that customers wishing to customize their ordering experience to this level email us with what they have in mind before ordering; however, if you'd rather be surprised, make a note of that during checkout (and list any allergies, etc) and rest assured that it will be STUNNING. This is a gift that will stop you in your tracks.
RE: SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT I CAN HAVE GUARANTEED DELIVERY TIMES?
As a rule, any orders needed by a specific date should be made WELL IN ADVANCE of the event. At this time, we do not provide rush order services.
WHY IS THERE NO PREVIEW PICTURE FOR THIS ON THE WEBSITE RIGHT NOW?
Because I'm impatient. And also, the element of surprise? Seriously though, I'm going to make a mock-up package or something and put it up so people get a good idea of stuff.
WHAT HAPPENS IF I ORDER GIFT WRAP AND NOTHING ELSE LOL
You get an empty bag? I don't see how this helps anyone.
*if you don't specify a novel to include, it'll probably be Good Omens.