An actual, live, yeti
For the discerning customer with expensive tastes.
Comes packaged in a large crate. It is recommended to wear a gas mask and pump the crate full of nitrous oxide before attempting to open. In fact, you should hire someone else to open the box. Yeti can be quite cranky after shipment.
NOT vegan - be prepared to buy bologne in bulk if you buy a yeti. And probably some skittles??? I don't know, it depends on the individual yeti.